I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me
"What’s your favorite album?"
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive
Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍